I figured out why I am single.
I thought it was because I am loud, obnoxious, immature, awkward, lanky, rowdy, and otherwise. And sometimes I snort when I laugh.
I was wrong.
It's because I spend my Friday nights working on math homework.
And I stay in my pajamas well after noon on Saturdays. Working on math homework.
Plus, I eat doughnuts for dinner.
And I eat doughnuts for midnight snacks.
And I eat doughnuts for breakfast.
This, my friends, is the life. Try it sometime.