Flat Coke in the Morning

Nothing like chugging down three-fourths of a caffeine free Diet Coke one day, and then drinking the flat fourth the next.

Diet Coke has zero calories.
This has zero significance.

Why I decided to write a post about this experience of soda-drinking is beyond me.

I guess after waking up at five in the morning with heartburn caused by drinking something y'just never usually drink, Coke becomes significant. Thanks, Coke.

The twenty-two seconds you spent on reading this will never come back for you. Thanks for reading.

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