The man at Denny's who paid for all those high school some-kind-of-formal-dance folk's checks.
The entire car applauding me when I U-turned.
Spontaneous shopping trip with a before-roommate.
Spontaneous shopping trip bringing me two pairs of skinny jeans. Ten dollars each. [Unspeakable luck and luxury for a long human.]
"Do you want to marry him?" [Nods head down school supply aisle to some guy.] "What?" "Do you want to marry him?" [I smile, thinking I'm so hilarious for making marriage plans with my friend and that guy. Then girlfriend of that guy walks up from right behind us and over to that guy.] [I die.]
The smell of my bathroom when I walked in and realized that my straightener had been plugged in for five hours.
Trying to save the fish at the wedding reception.
The entire car applauding me when I U-turned.
Spontaneous shopping trip with a before-roommate.
Spontaneous shopping trip bringing me two pairs of skinny jeans. Ten dollars each. [Unspeakable luck and luxury for a long human.]
"Do you want to marry him?" [Nods head down school supply aisle to some guy.] "What?" "Do you want to marry him?" [I smile, thinking I'm so hilarious for making marriage plans with my friend and that guy. Then girlfriend of that guy walks up from right behind us and over to that guy.] [I die.]
The smell of my bathroom when I walked in and realized that my straightener had been plugged in for five hours.
Trying to save the fish at the wedding reception.
3 comments:
Yesterday was a fun day. :]
ditto.
What? How did you find $10 skinny jeans? I do not have such luck. I want skinny jeans. The only ones I have are hot pink or cordorouy, hehe. :)
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