Obserfact

Fact: I forgot deodorant this morning.
Observation: The pioneers still got married.

Fact: My throat is feeling mildly swollen.
Observation: Maybe I should have knocked on wood all those times I said I have an immune system of steel.

Fact: I have another four hour test to look forward to this week. And a planar sculpture to turn in, and a poem to write, and five thousand assignments to complete in order to catch up on my online class.
Observation: It's okay because when my brain kicks me into the insane asylum, I won't have to worry about those things.

Fact: My phone is in my pocket. It was deactivated on Saturday.
Observation: There should be better reasons for going through withdrawals.

Fact: I woke up at 5:28 AM, exactly one hour before my alarm was set to go off. I panicked, thinking that it was time to wake up and that I hadn't set my alarm. So I lay in bed, making myself stay awake because the snooze button wasn't an option if my alarm hadn't been set.
Observation: I do a better job making myself stay awake when I'm supposed to be asleep than my alarm does at waking me up when I'm going to be late for class.

Fact: Sometimes in my head I yell at the top of my lungs because I realize that I can.
Observation: Yelling in your head probably doesn't have the same effect as yelling at the top of your lungs in the school library.

Not that I would know.